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Adulthood Is a Trap
Nobody showed you this invoice at graduation. There was confetti instead. Let's total it up.
Yes, all nine streaming services count. Especially the one you forgot.
$0
Calc's Verdict
How the scam is calculated
The actual math
Total paid to exist = (monthly rent + monthly bills) × 12 × years since you turned 18. Life hours traded = work hours per week × 52 × those same years. Your Scam Score blends what share of your paycheck existence eats, how many years you've served, and your surprise-expense habit, into one rude number out of 100.
Can I get a refund?
Adulthood's refund policy is a FAQ page and a shrug. The certificate, however, is forever.