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Paid Poop at Work
Every bathroom break on the clock is a tiny paycheck. Add yours up and prepare to feel powerful.
Be honest. Calc can smell a lie, among other things.
Includes scrolling time. It all counts. It's all paid.
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Calc's Verdict
How the poop-pay formula works
The actual math
Your hourly rate is your salary ÷ (52 weeks × hours per week). Your paid poop time per year is minutes per break × breaks per day × workdays per year. Multiply the two and you get the exact amount your employer pays you to sit there. Science.
Is this legal advice for negotiating a raise?
It is now. Walk into that meeting with your certificate and say the number out loud. Calc believes in you.