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Who Ate My Food?!
You labeled it. You dreamed about it all day. It's gone. Open an official investigation.
0 = instant confession. 10 = "what food?" with a full mouth.
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Case Findings
How the investigation works
The actual method
Each suspect starts with a base suspicion score (partners and your own denial score highest — experience). Every piece of evidence adds weighted points to the suspects it points to, and the denial level adds suspicion to every human in the house. Scores are normalized to 100%, and the highest score is named prime suspect. Rigorous? No. Accurate? Disturbingly often.
What if I pick "nobody"?
Then the math does what the math does. The call is coming from inside the house. It was you. Probably at 2 a.m.