Financially Haunted
The skeleton was $39. The 12-foot one. Now every room of your house has a receipt in it — and unlike the ghosts, the receipts never leave.
The $9 Personalized Report — Full Possession Report (preview)
A room-by-room possession audit of your Halloween spending: every category itemized against the budget you swore you'd keep, your biggest haunt identified and named, and a formal haunting certificate signed by Calc — Chief Numbers Officer and part-time exorcist.
Preview only — the shop opens soon. The calculator above stays free forever.
How the haunting is calculated
The actual math
Total = candy + decorations + costumes + party supplies. We compare it to your budget (over or under, in dollars), compute total ÷ budget × 100 for your percent of budget used, and name your biggest haunt — the single largest line item. The haunting lasts 365 days because the storage bins are in your garage all year.
Can this be exorcised?
Partially: next October, leave the store before the animatronic display turns on. The certificate, however, is forever.