Parent Candy Tax
Who actually went trick-or-treating? Your child collected. You taxed. Welcome to the household's Department of Candy Revenue — population: you, with full legal authority and a sweet tooth.
The $9 Personalized Report — Candy Tax Return (preview)
Your family's official Candy Tax Return: every piece assessed, every parent deduction itemized — quality-control bites, chauffeur snacks, emotional damages — signed by Calc and formatted for framing, or for family court.
Preview only — the shop opens soon. The calculator above stays free forever.
How the candy tax works
The actual math
Your tax rate is the pieces you took ÷ the pieces your child collected × 100. The tax value prices every seized piece at 12¢, the official Dummy Math exchange rate for fun-size currency. Pieces left = collected − taken. Simple, ruthless, and fully constitutional under household law.
Is this legal?
Your house, your tax code. You also bought the costume, drove the route, and checked the candy for "safety." This is simply revenue recovery.